Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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