That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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