carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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