yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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