Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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