we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
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