I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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