I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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