Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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