on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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