I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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