her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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