is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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