Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
did you just send me my own nude
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
