oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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