She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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