can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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