im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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