Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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