my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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