the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
only you would photoshop your dick
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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