He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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