yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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