nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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