i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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