do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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