And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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