i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
