Me. At least after what I've been through.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
i've created a new STD.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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