when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Sober January is a disaster.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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