Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I just forgot I was standing up.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
