D3 body, D1 cock
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Is it because I queefed?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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