It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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