Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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