He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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