The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Found your dick twin last night
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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