I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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