Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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