If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
tell me about the eggs
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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