Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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