This is not my ceiling
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I think i got beer on your cat.
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