question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
The uberlube is also flammable
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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