I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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