I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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