He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
40s are totally the cure
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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