Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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