Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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