why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
you had me at cake vodka
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
