Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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