On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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