Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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