ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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