you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
We need to get me chipped asap
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
