His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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